{"id":7102,"date":"2011-06-26T04:15:59","date_gmt":"2011-06-26T09:15:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrsellars.com\/mrblog\/?p=7102"},"modified":"2011-06-29T06:04:19","modified_gmt":"2011-06-29T11:04:19","slug":"cat-crash-fever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.brainpanleakage.com\/?p=7102","title":{"rendered":"Cat Crash Fever…"},"content":{"rendered":"

We’re about to have a problem… A BIG one. As in, Cat on a Stick.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>As most of you know, we tend to rescue animals. Cats, in particular. Now, while we haven’t been taking any in for several years now, we recently ended up in a situation where we DID take in a half-drowned, flea-bitten, six-week old, somewhat feral kitten rescued from a highway post flash-flood.<\/p>\n

E K and I wanted to call him ARK (Almost Road Kill) because the person who picked him up actually saw him nearly get hit by a car. When I say nearly, I mean the kitten was literally pummeled by the rush of air from the vehicle’s tires as it screamed by on the highway. In fact, the person picking him up thought that he actually HAD been hit. As it turned out, he hadn’t. Good thing too, because there wasn’t much of him there to hit… As it turns out, the o-spring sort of adopted him for her own, so she named him Tiger. Me, I just call him “Nachos El Tigre” or, more recently, “You #$@@^&* SH*THEAD!”<\/p>\n

Why? Because the little bastage has taken to playing under my desk. Now, it’s already bad enough that I’m getting kitten needle claws stuck in my legs, but that’s not the BIG issue. The BIG issue is that he has discovered the cords on the back of my computer.<\/p>\n

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Actual pic of Sh*thead "killing" the feather on a stick...<\/p><\/div>\n

And he plays with them…<\/p>\n

And he unplugs them…<\/p>\n

Or he jumps up and down on the UPS until he lands on the button…<\/p>\n

Know what happens?<\/p>\n

My system shuts down. Unceremoniously. Without warning. WITH extreme prejudice. Killing and corrupting files that I have open.<\/p>\n

Fortunately, he hasn’t destroyed a manuscript yet. Besides, I keep those backed up all over the place so we should be safe.<\/p>\n

But I’m here to tell you, if the little sh*t messes up any of my “pR0N”, he’s toast… Just kidding. I back that up too… \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

More to come…<\/p>\n

Murv<\/p>\n

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