{"id":7036,"date":"2011-06-05T09:10:52","date_gmt":"2011-06-05T14:10:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrsellars.com\/mrblog\/?p=7036"},"modified":"2011-06-05T10:51:18","modified_gmt":"2011-06-05T15:51:18","slug":"what-has-six-legs-and-goes-crunch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.brainpanleakage.com\/?p=7036","title":{"rendered":"What Has Six Legs And Goes Crunch?"},"content":{"rendered":"

First came E K versus the Japanese Beetles<\/a>…<\/p>\n

Then came E K versus the swarm of flies<\/a>…<\/p>\n

And then the redhead had to go nuclear<\/a> on the Japanese Beetles again<\/em>…<\/p>\n

Now…<\/h1>\n

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Yes… We have ants, and the redhead is taking no prisoners…<\/p>\n

More to come…<\/p>\n

Murv<\/p>\n

* Addendum – In response to some of the direct email: Yes. Those really are EKay’s gams…<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Bugs are fine outside. If they come inside, however, my wife declares war… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[84,497,76,5],"tags":[4522,6333,4560,6330,6335,6336,4559,1756,8158,8183,8168,6329,3637,8141,6331,8118,6334,8176,6337,6327],"class_list":["post-7036","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-author-silliness","category-evil-redhead","category-humor-life","category-life","tag-addendum","tag-ants","tag-auto","tag-beetles","tag-crunch","tag-direct-email","tag-draft","tag-ekay","tag-email","tag-flies","tag-gams","tag-japanese","tag-japanese-beetles","tag-legs","tag-massacre","tag-murv","tag-prisoners","tag-redhead","tag-response","tag-swarm"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brainpanleakage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7036","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brainpanleakage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brainpanleakage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brainpanleakage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brainpanleakage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7036"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.brainpanleakage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7036\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brainpanleakage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7036"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brainpanleakage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7036"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brainpanleakage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7036"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}