{"id":3054,"date":"2009-07-11T18:28:31","date_gmt":"2009-07-12T00:28:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mrsellars.com\/mrblog\/?p=3054"},"modified":"2009-07-11T18:28:31","modified_gmt":"2009-07-12T00:28:31","slug":"just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-go-back-into-the-kitchen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.brainpanleakage.com\/?p=3054","title":{"rendered":"Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back Into The Kitchen&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>The Day Of Reckoning Approaches<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">One Evil Redhead against an entire legion of blowflies.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">The little winged maggots don&#8217;t stand a chance&#8230;<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mrsellars.com\/images\/ekvsflies.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"263\" height=\"315\" \/><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">Don&#8217;t Go Into The Light&#8230;<\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One Evil Redhead against an entire legion of blowflies. The little winged maggots don&#8217;t stand a chance&#8230; Coming 08.09.09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,76,5,3,6,4,77,7],"tags":[1250,700,8162,300,8183,8182,4079,8176],"class_list":["post-3054","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogging","category-humor-life","category-life","category-movies-tv-celebrities","category-news-and-politics","category-romance-and-relationships","category-silliness","category-writing","tag-blowfly","tag-brainpan-leakage","tag-e-k","tag-evil","tag-flies","tag-fly","tag-one-evil-redhead","tag-redhead"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brainpanleakage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3054","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brainpanleakage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brainpanleakage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brainpanleakage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brainpanleakage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3054"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.brainpanleakage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3054\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brainpanleakage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3054"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brainpanleakage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3054"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brainpanleakage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3054"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}