{"id":2313,"date":"2009-04-01T08:06:28","date_gmt":"2009-04-01T14:06:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mrsellars.com\/mrblog\/?p=2313"},"modified":"2009-04-01T15:51:01","modified_gmt":"2009-04-01T21:51:01","slug":"extreme-makeover-murv-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.brainpanleakage.com\/?p=2313","title":{"rendered":"Extreme Makeover &#8211; Murv Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Okay, first, let&#8217;s get the following out of the way:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">No, this isn&#8217;t an April Fool&#8217;s joke. I think we have already established that April 1 is most likely the only day out of the year when I am NOT a jokester &#8211; in effect, making the fact that I am not being my normal wiseass self the joke.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Now, on with the point behind this post&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">After almost 20 years as a freak flag flyin&#8217; hippie, it&#8217;s time for the hair to go. Yeah&#8230; Hair today, goon tomorrow&#8230; Or, like <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Timbuk3\" target=\"_blank\">Timbuk 3<\/a> says:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><span><span class=\"txt_1\">&#8220;&#8230;They&#8217;ve done lots of research<br \/>\nIt may be just hype, but the latest findings cause me to tremble<br \/>\nThey&#8217;ve categorized us into three basic types,<br \/>\nby which of the three stooges we most closely resemble.&#8221;<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span><span class=\"txt_1\">So, here&#8217;s the deal&#8230;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span><span class=\"txt_1\">In the comments section of this blog post, leave your suggestions for my new hairstyle. I will be having this done the weekend of the 11th. In fact, most likely on the 11th proper.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span><span class=\"txt_1\">However, before leaving your suggestions read the following disclaimer:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span><span class=\"txt_1\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">CONTEST RULES<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><span><span class=\"txt_1\">This is <strong><em>not<\/em><\/strong> actually a contest.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span><span class=\"txt_1\">There are <em><strong>no<\/strong><\/em> prizes whatsoever. If your suggestion is picked, you win absolutely <strong>nothing<\/strong>. <strong>Nada<\/strong>. <strong>Not a thing<\/strong>. <strong>Zero<\/strong>. <strong>Zilch<\/strong>. <strong>Void<\/strong>. <strong>Ad nauseum<\/strong>&#8230;<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span><span class=\"txt_1\">Suggestions will be treated as <em>suggestions<\/em>. Look it up if that doesn&#8217;t make sense. Suggestions may or may not be followed.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span><span class=\"txt_1\">E K owns me, lock stock and barrel. She has a collar with tags to prove it. Sometimes she even makes me wear it <\/span><\/span><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" onclick=\"grin(':lol:');\" src=\"http:\/\/mrsellars.com\/mrblog\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/icon_lol.gif\" alt=\":lol:\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" \/><span><span class=\"txt_1\"> . Therefore, as she has <strong><em>not<\/em><\/strong> relinquished ownership, The Evil Redhead has final say on all suggestions, and as noted in #3, may well ignore all of them. You know how she is&#8230;<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">And, yeah&#8230; I&#8217;ll post pictures of the new &#8220;do&#8221; after it happens. As a matter of fact, I&#8217;m due for a new press kit photo as it is, so that will be the perfect time to make one happen.<\/p>\n<p>Let the suggesting begin!<\/p>\n<p>More to come&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Murv<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hairstyles and attitudes, are they connected? With props to Timbuk 3, a look at being &#8220;made over&#8221; by author M. R. 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