{"id":225,"date":"2007-07-03T16:14:49","date_gmt":"2007-07-03T22:14:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mrsellars.com\/mrblog\/?p=225"},"modified":"2009-02-24T15:57:55","modified_gmt":"2009-02-24T21:57:55","slug":"the-hills-are-alive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.brainpanleakage.com\/?p=225","title":{"rendered":"The Hills Are Alive&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"justify\">With the sound of a Basset Hound having its tail pulled really hard.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Okay, not literally. Please allow me to explain&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">You see, I cannot carry a tune in a bucket. Even if you put a bead of silicone sealant around the top then slap the lid on. It&#8217;s just not one of my talents. I will find a way to spill that bucket full of tune all over the ground within the first two notes of any song.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Of course, this does not keep me from appreciating music, listening to music, and yes, even singing. In the shower. In the car. When listening to the radio at home&#8230; Or, even if I just feel like breaking into song. It&#8217;s one of those things. We all do it at one time or another. The mood strikes us and out come the notes, off-key, on-key, howling, squeaking, rasping, whatever. It&#8217;s just a fact of life.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">So&#8230; I spent this past weekend in Newark, Ohio at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.violetflamegifts.com\/\" target=\"_self\">Violet Flame Gifts<\/a> with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dorothymorrison.com\/\" target=\"_self\">Dorothy Morrison<\/a>, doing that booksigning thing, workshops, etc. Heather (the owner)\u00a0runs a great shop and really takes care of folks. We were coffeed, fed, pampered, and otherwise treated like royalty. That is the way of things at VFG, and I will go back there every chance I get. This year, Kim and Allen even took me to the <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.johnglennhome.org\/index.shtml\" target=\"_self\">John Glenn Museum <\/a><\/strong>which was a blast. Even with the whole starter on the van thing (another story entirely)&#8230; Anyway, there I go digressing again. The point of this blog is that on the last night of the event, that being Saturday, Heather throws a bash complete with a live band. The band, as always, is The <strong>Barstool Prophets<\/strong>&#8212; a couple of guys with barstools, guitars, and a ton of talent. And, as usual, they insisted that I come up and sing with them.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Therefore, I suppose this is my <strong>public apology<\/strong> to those in attendance who were forced to listen to me bellow off-key through &#8220;<strong>Turn The Page<\/strong>&#8220;, &#8220;<strong>The Perfect Country and Western Song<\/strong>&#8220;, and even an accappella rendition of &#8220;<strong>The Ballad of Serenity<\/strong>&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Rumor has it there are pictures out there, complete with some of my friends up there singing with me. Some of the evidence is apparently\u00a0even on Myspace. I guess I&#8217;ll have to go look.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">More to come&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Murv<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A book signing in Ohio, complete with singing, dancing, and sightseeing&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[84,78,7],"tags":[438,251,420,359,4321,4322,1379,8119,801,848,530,4150,8101,8104,1037,498,164,479,727,8159,4323,74,855,8099,8102,169,8118,325,38,969,97,203,159,2376,8116,8121,770,858,1889,453,1997,452,8113,364,4061,247],"class_list":["post-225","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-author-silliness","category-touring","category-writing","tag-ac","tag-art","tag-band","tag-bar","tag-barstool-prophets","tag-basset-hound","tag-blog","tag-books","tag-car","tag-carry-a-tune","tag-coffee","tag-course","tag-dorothy-morrison","tag-ek","tag-event","tag-evidence","tag-friends","tag-gifts","tag-html","tag-john-glenn","tag-john-glenn-museum","tag-ken","tag-last-night","tag-life","tag-m-r-sellars","tag-morrison","tag-murv","tag-music","tag-myspace","tag-ne","tag-ohio","tag-pictures","tag-q","tag-radio","tag-rowan-gant","tag-rowan-gant-investigations","tag-serenity","tag-singing","tag-song","tag-space","tag-story","tag-time","tag-touring","tag-van","tag-vfg","tag-violet-flame-gifts"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brainpanleakage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brainpanleakage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brainpanleakage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brainpanleakage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brainpanleakage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=225"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.brainpanleakage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brainpanleakage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brainpanleakage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brainpanleakage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}