{"id":1621,"date":"2009-02-20T14:52:13","date_gmt":"2009-02-20T20:52:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mrsellars.com\/mrblog\/?p=1621"},"modified":"2009-02-24T13:32:06","modified_gmt":"2009-02-24T19:32:06","slug":"of-math-astronauts-and-farm-boys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.brainpanleakage.com\/?p=1621","title":{"rendered":"Of Math, Astronauts, And Farm Boys&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>February 20th is one of those really, really momentous days in history&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin-left: 10px; margin-right: 10px;\" title=\"John Glenn and Friendship 7, Cape Canaveral, Feb 1962\" src=\"http:\/\/mrsellars.com\/mrblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/glenn.jpg\" alt=\"John Glenn and Friendship 7, Cape Canaveral, Feb 1962\" hspace=\"10\" width=\"252\" height=\"315\" align=\"left\" \/>Some of you may remember, and by the same token, some of you may simply be too young to remember. You may have read about it in history books, but that would be as close as you came to touching it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">So, what am I rambling about?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">47 years ago, on February 20, 1962, Astronaut <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/John_Glenn\" target=\"_blank\">John Glenn<\/a> left this earth, and returned safely,\u00a0 aboard a Mercury Space Capsule, dubbed <strong>Friendship 7<\/strong>. In doing so, he became the first American to orbit the earth.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Just for the record, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jsc.nasa.gov\/Bios\/htmlbios\/shepard-alan.html\" target=\"_blank\">Alan Shepard<\/a> was the first American Astronaut in space, aboard the Mercury Capsule <strong>Freedom 7<\/strong>, in May 1961. The distinction of first <em>human being<\/em> in space was earned by Russian Cosmonaut, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Yuri_Gagarin\" target=\"_blank\">Yuri Gegarin<\/a> aboard <strong>Vostok 3KA-2<\/strong> in April 1961<em>, <\/em>beating out the US by nearly a month.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em> <\/em>Those of you who know me, or have been following my blog for some time already know of my fascination with the space program. Even those of you who became readers of Brainpan Leakage only recently, are probably aware of this fact if you have been following the Mahwage series of entries. So, my apologies for spewing space trivia at you&#8230; It&#8217;s just one of those things.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Still, taking all of the above, and more, into account, I suppose NASA and our space program have been major landmarks for some of the most important events in my life&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul type=\"disc\">\n<li>The <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Space_Shuttle_Challenger_disaster\" target=\"_blank\">Challenger      Disaster<\/a> and that fateful job interview that led me to meet, and eventually marry the love of my life, E K.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Apollo_11\" target=\"_blank\">Apollo 11<\/a>, the first manned mission to land on the moon. This would be when my      teachers in elementary school suddenly realized I was academically way      ahead of the curve. I believe what tipped them off was me walking into class with a detailed scale model of a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Saturn_V\" target=\"_blank\">Saturn V<\/a> rocket I had      built from scratch out of things I found around the house&#8230; (As in, I had <strong><em>no<\/em><\/strong> plastic modeling kit, just junk, pictures, and my imagination.)<\/li>\n<li>And, yes, among other things,      <strong><em>February 20, 1962<\/em><\/strong>&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">You see, I have to admit I don&#8217;t clearly recall Astronaut Glenn&#8217;s historic orbits around the earth. At the time, I was in a small town called Fulton, Kentucky, and I\u00a0 was somewhat preoccupied with being slapped around by a doctor, as I ventured naked,\u00a0 screaming, and kicking into this world.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin-left: 10px; margin-right: 10px;\" title=\"Flowers from Samantha at 13 moons in Occoquan VA\" src=\"http:\/\/mrsellars.com\/mrblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/flowers.jpg\" alt=\"Flowers from Samantha at 13 moons in Occoquan VA\" hspace=\"10\" width=\"270\" height=\"363\" align=\"right\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Yeah, today is my birthday. I awoke this morning to a Friday\u00a0 just like any other Friday. Cleaning litterboxes, taking out the trash, getting my wife off to work, my daughter off to school, starting laundry, making calls to order parts for the kitchen faucet that elected to break at an inopportune moment, and even sitting down with a cup of coffee to get some other work done.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">But, today, in addition to that work, as\u00a0 gift to myself I have spent my time piddling around on the Internet instead of tossing words at an upcoming novel&#8230; I mean, after all, it&#8217;s my birthday. I should have a little fun, right?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ever since last evening I&#8217;ve been receiving numerous emails from folks, countless postings on my Facebook wall, and even on my Myspace comments, all wishing me the best for the day and the year to come. I thank each and every one of you for those kind thoughts. I appreciate you taking the time out of your day to send me those notes, because I am the first one to admit that I am terrible about doing so myself. I get a bit preoccupied and often forget about such things, especially since we didn&#8217;t really make a big deal about birthdays in my family. Still, I want you all to know that I appreciate it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Late this morning, I was even rousted from my comfortable chair here at my desk by someone pounding on my front door. To my surprise, when I answered it a lady presented me with the flowers pictured above&#8230; A gift from Samantha Beaty and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.13magickalmoons.com\" target=\"_blank\">13 Magickal Moons<\/a>, my favorite bookstore, (<em>and bookstore owner<\/em>), for signings, workshops, and even just plain visiting. I have a ton of friends there. Too bad they are in Virginia and I&#8217;m here in Missouri or I&#8217;d drop by and have a few drinks with the crew.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin-left: 10px; margin-right: 10px;\" title=\"Maker's Mark from Morrison\" src=\"http:\/\/mrsellars.com\/mrblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/bourbon.jpg\" alt=\"Maker's Mark from Morrison\" hspace=\"10\" width=\"270\" height=\"398\" align=\"left\" \/>A few days ago, I received a delivery from my touring buddy, Dorothy Morrison. She sent me a bottle of booze, go figure. <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" onclick=\"grin(':lol:');\" src=\"http:\/\/mrsellars.com\/mrblog\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/icon_lol.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\":lol:\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">But, seriously, she knows I happen to be a big fan of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.makersmark.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Maker&#8217;s Mark<\/a>, so she and her husband sent me a &#8220;patriotic&#8221; bottle of the fine Bourbon.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">She also made me promise I would open it and drink it&#8230; I said I would, but I&#8217;m not going to get in a hurry about it. I already have some Bourbon open, and besides, the red, white, and blue bottle looks pretty good up there on the shelf.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Knowing my penchant for\u00a0 odd T-Shirts as well, the box included one of those too. It is emblazoned with a furry critter and labeled with an easily recognizable stylized script, proclaiming him to be &#8220;Hairy Otter.&#8221; You can expect to see me wearing it at an upcoming gig this spring \/ summer \/ fall&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8230;And who knows what&#8217;s in store for this evening. I couldn&#8217;t help but notice that E K laid out a bunch of leather items, stiletto heels, and such like before she left\u00a0 for work this morning&#8230; <em>Just kidding<\/em>&#8230; Fact of the matter is, the poor woman had a horrid tension headache when she headed out, so I figure she will be the one on the receiving end of\u00a0 the attention this evening. <em>She&#8217;ll have to get all &#8220;Evil&#8221; on me some other time<\/em>&#8230; And besides, like I said, birthday&#8217;s aren&#8217;t that big a deal on my side of the family, so we usually just have a quiet celebration with a few close friends, some stir-fry, and a whole mess of Sushi. I&#8217;m afraid that won&#8217;t be happening tonight, due to schedules and such, but we&#8217;ll be taking care of it in the near future&#8230; Tonight we&#8217;ll probably just sit around and watch <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fox.com\/terminator\/\" target=\"_blank\">Sarah Connor Chronicles<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fox.com\/dollhouse\/\" target=\"_blank\">Dollhouse<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbs.com\/primetime\/numb3rs\/\" target=\"_blank\">Numbers<\/a>&#8230; Maybe I&#8217;ll even toss back a quiet Bourbon or two to celebrate&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">And, so, here I am&#8230; This old farm boy is another year older, officially and everything. Whether or not I am any wiser remains to be seen&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">On that note, Tammy Jean, a good friend of mine sent me an email a bit earlier, wishing me well on this day&#8230; In my response to her I discovered an interesting mathematical anomaly. I mentioned that my brain still felt <strong>25<\/strong>, but that when I get up in the morning my body feels every bit of <strong>72<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Those were just the numbers than happened to roll out of my brain, for whatever reason&#8230; It wasn&#8217;t until I did the math that it made an odd sort of sense&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">You know, what with <strong>72<\/strong> minus <strong>25<\/strong> being equal to <strong>47<\/strong>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I wonder if there is a similar calculation for that elusive wisdom?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">More to come&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Murv<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p><!-- ckey=\"504568BB\" --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On 02\/20\/62, John Glenn became the first American to orbit the earth. 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