" /> BRAINPAN LEAKAGE » Evil Redhead
  • Schlafly Beer And Tradition…

      0 comments

    In keeping with some sort of bizarre tradition, apparently I should write a “last blog post of the year” sort of thing. (I’ll get to the beer in a minute)

    I was completely unaware that this was something bloggers are supposed to do. Or, maybe it is something that only Authors who are bloggers are supposed to do. Maybe it has something to do with my last name starting with S. I really have no effing idea, to be honest.

    Best Of Both Worlds (NO CYRUS REF ALLOWED)

    In any case, I didn’t know I was supposed to do this…

    And so, here I am… Sitting on the raggedy edge of 2010, with less than one-third of the day left… The day that will put a bullet in the brain of Two-Thousand-One-Zero. Yes… New Year’s Eve, just in case you missed a page on your calendar.

    I have a Schlafly Coffee Stout in hand… For those of you not from around here, it is a wonderful Oatmeal Stout from a local Micro… Well, MINI… Brewery that also contains Kaldi’s coffee – another Saint Louis tradition. If you can get your hands on this stuff and you are a beer drinker who enjoys both coffee and stout, you will love it. Guaranteed.

    But back to this 2010 thing…

    Since I have no clue what I am supposed to say, and since it is New Year’s Eve, I’ll just go all Robbie Burns and get a bit Auld Lang Syne for a bit…

    Long, long ago, I wanted to do a lot of things, just like any other kid. But what I wanted to do most of all was make sh*t up, write it down, and have people read it for enjoyment. If possible, I wanted to do that for a paycheck. But I wanted to start in a different spot before I got to that…

    My plan for my life was to be a journalist. In particular, a war correspondent. Why? Because there is always war, and war is news. I even went to college with that aspiration, majoring in Journalism AND Photo Journalism. My plan didn’t stop there. I intended to win not one, but two Pulitzers. Once I had accomplished that, I would come home, meet the woman of my dreams, court her, marry her, and then settle down into a house with a white picket fence, have 2.3 children (how the .3 was going to work out, I wasn’t sure) and then write NYT Bestselling novels for a living.

    That was when I was 18…

    Evil Kat, ice skating at Steinberg, January 2009

    Now, with 49 about to touch down in less than two months, which then puts me on a gear down, VFR approach to 50, having fully cleared the outer markers, things are different.

    I didn’t become a journalist. Though it was my major I became a Computer/Electronics Tech. But I kept writing. Before I could become widely published and win even one of those coveted Pulitzers, I met the redhead. She was beyond the woman of my dreams. She was everything. So I married her as soon as I could get her to say yes. And, I continued to write. Eventually, novels were published.

    And here we are at the end of 2010. A less than good year economywise.

    But here’s my thing – I’m married to the most amazing woman on the planet. I have the greatest kid known to man – not 2, not .3, but a solid 1. I may not have a Pulitzer and I may not have hit the NYT – yet – but I write novels for a living. I have more than 10 under my belt now, with two due in 2011. In the past year alone I have hurled more than 500,000 words at paper  – real & virtual – and that’s just Novel, Novella, and Blogs. Not counting Tweets, updates, and micro-blogs…

    I’m doing what I love, I have a roof over my head, an amazing wife, great kid, and food on the table… 2010, for all its trials and tribulations, including the loss of good and old friends, hasn’t been the bitch that some others have been.

    Besides… Here I sit, writing a “Last Note Of 2010” to you, with a Schlafly Coffee Stout in hand, and 11 more in the icebox. I dare 2011 to top that…

    Have a safe and happy New Year everyone…

    More to come…

    Murv

  • Whaddidja Git?

      0 comments

    Merry Christmas, Happy Yule, Happy Hanukkah, yadda yadda…

    Or, if you prefer, Bah Humbug.

    There. Hopefully the bases are pretty much covered.

    Anywho, if you didn’t find what you were looking for under the tree, I have a feeling I know why. You see, E K has the guy in the red suit a bit tied up. Don’t believe me?

    Evil Kat Holds Santa Hostage

    See? Told ya…

    (And yes, that really is Evil Kat. I know I said she doesn’t show up on film, but it’s Christmas and all. That really is Santa too. Trust me. His friggin’ reindeer are pooping up my lawn even as I type… But, E K is having fun and that’s what counts…)

    So, anyway, if you happened to be one of the lucky folks who got a visit from Lackey Claus prior to E K getting her hands… or foot, I guess… on him, and he just happened to have left an e-reader under your tree, well then have I got a deal for you!

    Not only is Merrie Axemas: A Killer Holiday Tale, my holiday-themed novella available for download both free and cheap, depending on where you dowload, there are some other specials going on today as well.

    Merrie Axemas: A Killer Holiday Tale – FREE Via Smashwords

    https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/33538 – COUPON CODE – MY75G

    Merrie Axemas: A Killer Holiday Tale – 99¢ Via Amazon.com

    http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004GHNE4W/

    ALSO HARM NONE: A ROWAN GANT INVESTIGATION – FREE E-BOOK

    (Book #1 in the series – coupon code good today only!)

    Harm None: A Rowan Gant Investigation – COUPON CODE – UK83R

    AND FROM NOW THROUGH THE END OF THE YEAR

    ALL ROWAN GANT E-BOOKS JUST  $2.95  AT SMASHWORDS.COM

    (Coupon codes good through midnight December 31, 2010)

    Harm None: A Rowan Gant Investigation – COUPON CODE – HF92Z

    Never Burn A Witch: A Rowan Gant Investigation – COUPON CODE – SS92U

    Perfect Trust: A Rowan Gant Investigation COUPON CODE – RY45J

    The Law Of Three: A Rowan Gant Investigation COUPON CODE – AC36W

    Crone’s Moon: A Rowan Gant Investigation COUPON CODE – NF94W

    Love Is The Bond: A Rowan Gant Investigation COUPON CODE – DK34A

    All Acts Of Pleasure: A Rowan Gant Investigation COUPON CODE – PR99Q

    The End Of Desire: A Rowan Gant Investigation COUPON CODE – YL53T

    Blood Moon: A Rowan Gant Investigation COUPON CODE – JX39Q

    Miranda: A Rowan Gant Investigation COUPON CODE – YJ65F

    So, better take advantage of the deals while you can, and tell everyone you know who has an e-reader. I have NO IDEA when E K is going to let the fat guy loose…

    More to come…

    Murv